Liverpool's Mohamed Salah, Sadio Mane and Roberto Firmino triumvirate was, in the most basic sense, ridiculous.
Individually, Salah won three golden boots; Mane won one.
They registered a goal every 166 minutes and a goal involvement every 114 minutes.
Firmino was the complex concoction of cocksure composure and deft technique; Mane was the non-stop predator playing on a glitch; Salah offered bi-weekly case studies on how to gracefully reduce elite-level opponents into jars of fruit.